M.A.D.D.

 M.A.D.D.:  Mothers. Against.  Dumb. Dogs.

Maybe he was bored.
  
Perhaps he was lonely.
Could have been hungry.

 Or

Maybe

He was just


being

himself.

But really???

My     Christmas-gift-from-my-sister sweater?

That I'd only worn ONCE?



I was so M.A.D.D.
I put him outside and told him I hoped he never came back.
[But he did.

.....Although he knew he was in still in trouble when I let him back in.]

By the next day, he'd forgotten what he'd done,


 but he could tell I was still M.A.D.D.

He was very quiet for two straight days.

And when the 3-day windstorm hit us on the weekend, and the garbage bags got thrown all over the lawn, he didn't get into them, like he usually does.

So I thought he might have learned his lesson.

Until this afternoon when I found a wool sock on his mat.

M.A.D.D. (Mothers. Against. Deconstructing. Dogs.)



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Anonymous said…
It was a cute sweater! :)
January 23, 2014 at 2:54 PM
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