Lessons from DisneyLand



  • You can't possibly go on every ride.
  • Enjoy the ride you're on. It will soon be over.
  • Sometimes you just have to wait in line for 40 minutes for something that lasts 40 seconds.
  • DisneyLand employees can show their annoyance in the "happiest way possible".
  • Don't situate the ferris wheel close to the screaming machine. It sends the wrong message.
  • Princesses have the occasional melt-down.
  • She who marries the knight in shining armour will have to clean up after his horse"
  • "It's a Small World After All" is not the song that will keep you up at night repeating itself over and over in your head.
  • "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me" is.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Rewarded at last.
And chuckling too.
Loved the ferris wheel near the screaming machine.
It's a Small World Afterall, equals, a short ride after a long wait. Yes, it is a small (short) world (ride)after a l... wa....t.

And it would be a smile or two too to know what is a HAPPY way to show annoyance... What are the actions?What are the words? What is "the look"..???

Tell us, O un-melted down Princess!!!

Thanks for the uplift, (and not by FERRIS WHEEL aerodynamics either!!!)
Jennie said…
You forgot one...Puke Happens!!

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